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This part of the site is all about movies i like

Movie List
*HAGGARD
*The Thing
*Fight Club
*Office Space
*SLC Punk
*DreamCatcher
*Signs
*Sphear
*CKY movies

HAGGARD
  This move was done by the CKY crew if u dont know them ill explain it later, The movis main Idea is bassed on something that hapent to Ryan Dunn and an Ex GirlFrinend ( i dont think he raly got stabed or put shit on her garage door but yeah the idea came from taht from wut i understod in the extras) There are also alot of side stories i like to call them like Brandon Dicamilo playing the part of "Falcone" and abnormal character allways spontainous he make a Revers Microwave "to make things that are hot, not so hot so u dont burn the roof of your mouth" for the Invention of tue future contest and wins a moutain bike made of dimonds. Any ways it starts out Ryan Dunn losking his GF and breaking thigs Bam ( plays Valo) and "valcone" come up and yeah then it goes on to more of Ryan Dunn freakin out and doing crazy stuff" ill explain it more detail later im doing this fast hear it wut is says on the back of the movie case or off some site cuz i cant find my case :( Based on a true story, Haggard is a tale of a dejected young man after his girlfriend leaves him for a crazed heavy metal rocker. Ryan Dunn (played by himself) is one sorry SOB; hes completely hung up on Glauren (Jenn Rivell), his ex-girlfriend, even though shes out playing the field. Rumor spreads that shes hooked up with heavy metals poster child, aptly named Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ryan cant stand the thought of the two of them together, so he recruits friends Valo (Bam Margera) and Falcone (Brandon Dicamillo) to find out the truth. The pair do whatever it takes to get their evidence, even break into her housewhile Ryan flirts with insanity, has run-ins with the law and even gets stabbed in the eye with a fork his friends try relentlessly to help him forget the girl. Haggard also features special appearances by professional skateboarders Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis and Bucky Lasek. Bam Margera, star of MTV Jackass and MTV 'Viva La Bam'

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The Thing
   John Carpenters "The Thing" is by far one of the best movies iv seen granted its a "B" movie ( meaning low budget and cheap FX) its got a good story and realy the movie isnt that bad of a "B" movie i loved it so yea. It orginated from abook "Who Goes There?" by John W. Campbell, There deffenetly should be a sequal but they say it will never happen Ill Pay to see it hell ill pay for 3 people twice to see it lol. hear is a great site about the movie http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~vampire/thing/thing.htm

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Fight Club
Damn not much to say about this movie Excepty it it freakin rules i mean to some pple it may seem odd and stuff but u see it the way ur owneyes see it personly its a great movie iv seen it countless times not even jokin go watch it NOW!!!! You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. What happens first is you can't sleep. What happens then is there's a gun in your mouth. And what happens next is you meet Tyler Durden. Let me tell you about Tyler. He had a plan. In Tyler we trusted. Tyler says the things you own, end up owning you. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Fight Club represents that kind of freedom. First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. Tyler says self-improvement is masturbation. Tyler says self-destruction might be the answer. Gata love this part the Rating (MPAA Rating:   R for disturbing and graphic depiction of violent anti-social behavior, sexuality and language. )

Office Space
Peter Gibbons is computer programmer who at the ripe old age of 28 is having a mid-life crisis. Unable to endure another moment of the mind-numbing routine and petty annoyances that assault him day after day, Peter and some equally frustrated colleagues hatch a plot which could lead to a very lucrative and early retirement.

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SLC Punk
Anarchy in the land of Zion! SLC Punk! is a subversive comedy which tells the story of Stevo (Matthew Lillard) and his best friend, Heroin Bob (Michael Goorjian), who are the only two dedicated punk rockers in God-fearing Salt Lake City, Utah, in the thoroughly Reagan-ized early 1980s. Stevo and Bob have unwittingly graduated from college and are embarking upon a career of beer parties, street fights, and wanton sex in strict accordance with their anarchist credo. This agenda conflicts with the hopes of Stevo's father, a hippie turned attorney, who wants his son to follow in his footsteps to Harvard Law School. Along the way, we're introduced to his "tribe," perfectly realized characters representing various adolescent sects: mods, rockers, hicks, and posers. James Merendino's placement of youthful rebellion within conservative Salt Lake City creates a perfect opportunity to explore choices we all face about expectations of maturity and compliance to regulations. With a great sound track instilling energy into the accurately portrayed world of the early eighties, Merendino utilizes a distinctive style and dynamic performance by Lillard, often digressing into side stories to make a point about the cast of characters of a world gleaming on the surface yet rotting at the core. It is at this core that punk rockers nourish their roots, and SLC Punk! originates a unique vision of growing up in America.
MPAA Rating:   R for pervasive language, drug use, violent antisocial behavior and some sexuality.

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CKY movies
There are 4 movies well 5 in CKY:landspeed(first one)cky2k, CKY3, CKY4, and The Documentery of CKY and later on came their first feature film Haggard (above) in the CKY movies they basicly run around and do shit and pull pranks people way they suck or that its mean well i thinks its great and funny as hell some things may be caired away but it only happens once and pple get over things so chill

DreamCatcher
Dreamcatcher, the film based on Stephen Kings best-selling novel, tells of four young friends who perform a heroic act and are changed forever by the uncanny powers they gain in return. Years later the friends, now men, are on a hunting trip in the Maine woods when they are overtaken by a blizzard, a vicious storm in which something much more ominous moves Challenged to stop an alien force, the friends must first prevent the slaughter of innocent civilians by a military vigilante, then overcome a threat to the bond between them. In the end, the friends confront an unparalleled horror, with the fate of the world in the balance.
Critics Reviews Average Grade:   C  
MPAA Rating:   R for violence, gore and language
HEAR IS A SUMMARY Four friends sruggling with life meet in the Maine woods for their annual hunting trip. When a stranger stumbles in to their camp disoriented mumbling things about lights in the sky the four friends put in a struggle with a psychotic army colonel and a being that has taken control of one of their minds.

Signs
Writer AND Director M. Night Shyamalan's new feature film, SIGNS, a thriller set in Bucks County, Pennsylvania focusing on the mysterious appearance of a five-hundred-foot design of circles and lines carved into a family's crops. Mel Gibson stars as Graham Hess, the family patriarch, who is tested in his journey to find the truth behind the unfolding mystery. Joaquin Phoenix is Merrill Hess, brother to Graham and a former minor league baseball star. This movie also eanred its way into my favorites obviously i like werid movies that make u think alot and keep u on the edge of ur seat of grabbing the carpet as ur laying on the floor lol
Critics Reviews Average Grade:   B
 
User Reviews Average Grade:  B+

Sphere
When psychologist Norman Goodman (Dustin Hoffman) wrote a report for the government on how to deal with extraterrestrial life forces, he didnt expect his recommendations to be used. Now that a secret government agency is investigating what may be an alien spaceship that has been discovered partially buried on the floor of the Pacific Ocean, Norman finds that the plan he outlined is being put into effect and that the team he named in his report has been assembled. In addition to Norman, there is Harry Adams (Samuel L. Jackson), a mathematician; Ted Fielding (Liev Schreiber), a physicist; and Beth Halperin (Sharon Stone), a biochemist and Normans old flame. Led by the secretive Barnes (Peter Coyote), the foursome undergoes a crash course in diving and living under the sea in a naval habitat and begins investigating the mysterious vessel, discovering a huge glowing sphere made of an unidentifiable substance with a shimmering, almost liquidlike surface. As the investigation continues, a series of strange, horrific events leads the team of scientists to doubt each others sanity and motives. The film is based on the best-selling novel by Michael Crichton. This movie was twisted i had to watch it a few times to get it and honsetly i proly should watch it again cuz its been awhile and still dont get it

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Hope u enjoyed :) i got most of it copyes directly from yahoo movies then added my own writing at the end sept for a few i worte about myself